I shall restore the family business to its former glory.

Barnabas Collins

Officer Shawn: [on the phone, about Donna] Where is she?
Officer: She's at her senior prom.
Officer Shawn: [about Richard Fenton] He escaped from jail!

Lisa: Animal.
Tom Witzky: What'd I do this time?
Lisa: Should I tell him?
Maggie Witzky: If you wanna die!
Lisa: Well, your beer-addled sperm still works.

I thought you would be bigger. I put your face on every bully I've ever hurt.

Hannibal Lecter

Enos: All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
Annie: I don't know.
Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
Enos: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
Enos: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse!

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!

Dr. David Marrow: The gate is still locked we have to wait until the Dudleys arrive.
Luke: What? That's really compassion. Yeah "Let's wait until the morning, so tomorrow I have time to write a few more Welcome Home Eleanor's".
Dr. David Marrow: Luke, I didn't write that stuff, OK?
Luke: Of course you didn't that wouldn't be ethical, would it doc...
Theo: Would you guys just shut up?

Rachel Keller: He watched the tape.
Noah: Who? Who watched it?
Rachel Keller: Our son.

Childs: What do we do now?
MacReady: Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens...

Stay scared.

Mike Enslin

Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

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