Either someone miraculously healed themself... or someone is not who they say they are.

Kate Lloyd

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Did you hear that?


That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.


Eben Olemaun: Hell of a day.
The Stranger: You just wait.

I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library.


Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

Jack: Jesus Bill! What are you doing?
Bill: There's a snake in here!
Marcie: Why are we in here?

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

He's got a husband bulge.


That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now?


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