Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Pamela Voorhees

Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.


Theo: Isn't this based on the Gates of Hell, by Rodin?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Well, It's not just hell. You see these children are reaching up for heaven, but their souls are still trapped in purgatory. And these are the demons, who can stay with their souls for as long as they want.
Theo: Did you study art?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: No, I studied purgatory, I was there once for eleven years.

I love you... I have a condom.


Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.

[after getting shot] Shithead.

The Stranger

Richie: Do you know how many lakes there are named Crystal-something? Go to the supermarket, every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something!
Wade: Aquafina.

[to Lawrence about Bree] I would have better luck having sex with a penguin than I would with that girl.


[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


Have you forgotten how to drink that? First, you bring it to your lips. Then you blow it. Then you suck.


What's the deal with the Addams Family mansion?


Purgatory is over, you go to hell.

Eleanor "Nell" Vance

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