Barbara Collier: So, how are you feeling?
Laurie Strode: Nightmares are chewing at my head again... they just seem to be getting worse.

Dr. Samuel Loomis: [in a press conference] Let me make this clear: Michael Myers is dead! D-E-A-D!

Nick: We're all gonna' die, there's gonna' be huge crash!
Mechanic's Girlfriend: What? Have you lost your mind?

Lori: Janet we have to go!
Janet: No you guys are nuts! I was meant to see this movie!

It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?

Chugs

Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.

Oh God, please don't let me get killed.

Jessica

I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form.

Cassidy

Jessica: I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.

David Fox

Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.

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