Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

[preparing a flaming whiskey bottle] "All right, if that's the way it has to be." [throws bottle against the wall, room goes up in flames] "GO TO HELL!"

Mike Enslin

I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.

Nikolai Wolf

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

You will be put to the test.


[from trailer] People will continue to hurt you, and let you down...


[from trailer] Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is.


Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Hannibal Lecter: I love you.
Lady Murasaki: What is left in you to love?

[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.


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