You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.

Nikolai Wolf

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

You will be put to the test.

Jigsaw

[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.

David Fox

[from trailer] Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is.

Jigsaw

Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.

[yelling to distract vampires] Come get me, motherfuckers!

Eben Olemaun

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