Becca Darling: This is really happening...
Judy Dutton: It's gonna be alright, we're gonna be ok.
Becca Darling: You don't really believe that, do you?

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Novak

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.

Mason

[on the tapes] This looks like a library of classics.

David Fox

I'm done playing with this one. You want to play with me now?

Little Girl Vampire

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