Becca Darling: This is really happening...
Judy Dutton: It's gonna be alright, we're gonna be ok.
Becca Darling: You don't really believe that, do you?

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.

David Fox

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Novak

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.

Laura Forester: You talk funny.
Derrick Jones: Yea, well you're short!

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