Becca Darling: This is really happening...
Judy Dutton: It's gonna be alright, we're gonna be ok.
Becca Darling: You don't really believe that, do you?

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

[preparing a flaming whiskey bottle] "All right, if that's the way it has to be." [throws bottle against the wall, room goes up in flames] "GO TO HELL!"

Mike Enslin

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!


[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

Hannibal Lecter: I love you.
Lady Murasaki: What is left in you to love?

[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.


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