Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

Derrick Jones

Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.

[preparing a flaming whiskey bottle] "All right, if that's the way it has to be." [throws bottle against the wall, room goes up in flames] "GO TO HELL!"

Mike Enslin

Hannibal Lecter: I love you.
Lady Murasaki: What is left in you to love?

[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin?

Zane Forester

[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.


You should have brought more.

Albert Wesker

Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady?


Albert Wesker: [From Trailer: Upon expecting Alice to enter his chamber] Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

[on the tapes] This looks like a library of classics.

David Fox

I'm done playing with this one. You want to play with me now?

Little Girl Vampire

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