Enos: All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
Annie: I don't know.
Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
Enos: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
Enos: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse!

Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals... here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was - he wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.

Pamela Voorhees

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Pamela Voorhees

Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

What hath God wrought?


Jack: Jesus Bill! What are you doing?
Bill: There's a snake in here!
Marcie: Why are we in here?

Ned: I'm just kidding around, officer...
Officer Dorf: OK, can it, Cochise.

Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Father Damien Karras: You would like that?
Demon: Intensely.
Father Damien Karras: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?
Demon: It would bring us together.
Father Damien Karras: You and Regan?
Demon: You and us.

Your mother sucks (expletive) in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.


Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that -- do not listen.

Father Merrin

Regan MacNeil: But ya like him.
Chris MacNeil: Of course I like him. I like pizzas too, but I'm not gonna marry one.

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