Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

Look, I just don't want to clean up the mess.

Gerald Olin

Mike Enslin: Lily, did you call the police?
Lily Enslin: Yeah. They're in room 1408. The room's empty.

What is happening to you?

Mirena

Well, I think Bill's got a point. If you look at the whole life of the planet, we... you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.

Sergeant Farrell

[referring to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.

Franklin

I did not fuck that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!

Angelina Tyler

Dr. Samuel Loomis: [in a press conference] Let me make this clear: Michael Myers is dead! D-E-A-D!

Marion Crane: Thank you.
Norman Bates: Thank you, Norman.
Marion Crane: Norman.

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

Becca, quit being a bitch!

Katie

I promised them women.

Major Henry West

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