Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk Teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!

Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.

Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Gale

Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?

Reporter

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Gale

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?

Randy

Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?

What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy

Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.

Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.

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