Popular Horror Quotes
Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!Gale
Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?Reporter
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.Tatum
If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?Gale
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?Randy
What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.Billy
Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.
Sidney Prescott: But this is life. This isn't a movie.
Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.
Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let's go.Gale
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?Randy