Popular Horror Quotes
Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!Gale
Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?Reporter
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.Tatum
If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?Gale
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?Randy
Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?
What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.Billy
Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.
Sidney Prescott: But this is life. This isn't a movie.
Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.