I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library.


Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.


Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.


Sydney: Yea? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis.
Mickey: What's that?
Sydney: I fucking killed him!

Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!


Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?

Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!

Maureen Evans

Drink with your brains, that's our motto.


[from the trailer] There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one


Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it. Dewey: Was that a threat?

Deja voodoo.


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