I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Dr. Sam Loomis

Lindsey Wallace: I'm scared!
Laurie: There's nothing to be scared of.
Tommy Doyle: Are you sure?
[Laurie nods]
Tommy Doyle: How?
Laurie: I killed him...
Tommy Doyle: [shouts] But you can't kill the boogie man!

You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.

Dr. Sam Loomis

[Mr. Peter Myers takes off the clown mask] Michael?

Mr. Peter Myers

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Gale

I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library.

Cotton

Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.

Gale

I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!

Joel

Sydney: Yea? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis.
Mickey: What's that?
Sydney: I fucking killed him!

Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!

Randy

Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?

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