Cassidy Spilker: They say a kid named Charlie died here, and this ghost still haunts this place.
Ryan Shoos: Yeah right!

This place is super creepy at night.

Reese Houser

It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.

Hugh

Stay lucky!

Kendal

You still have faith... that's good.

Grace

Clint: So, one of my students tried to another one's face off. How's your day going? I'm really sorry about this morning.
Lucy: What happened?
Clint: When I called your boyfriend a dick. I didn't know you guys were dating, and now I feel really awkward.
Lucy: No, in your classroom. What happened?
Clint: Oh. This girl just went apeshit on this kid. She was biting him. I just sent him to the nurse.
Lucy: Did you send her to the principal's office?
Clint: Are you kidding? I wanted to give her a high five. That kid was a dick.

If I'm being completely honest, he does have these amazing balls that I just love to play with. They're firmer and fuzzier. [looks around] Tennis balls! He's my tennis partner!

Tracy

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash

Hey, we've all wanted to do that to Vice Principal Simms. I know I have. But a line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers, man!

Wade

Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

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