Stay lucky!

Kendal

You still have faith... that's good.

Grace

Clint: So, one of my students tried to another one's face off. How's your day going? I'm really sorry about this morning.
Lucy: What happened?
Clint: When I called your boyfriend a dick. I didn't know you guys were dating, and now I feel really awkward.
Lucy: No, in your classroom. What happened?
Clint: Oh. This girl just went apeshit on this kid. She was biting him. I just sent him to the nurse.
Lucy: Did you send her to the principal's office?
Clint: Are you kidding? I wanted to give her a high five. That kid was a dick.

I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!

Joel

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash

You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Ash

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash

Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

Ash

There have been 56 deaths in 1408.

Gerald Olin

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

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