They don't want us to spread it. That's why they won't let us leave. They're salting the soil to keep it contained. It's old. It has to be really old because the birds and insects and animals have learned not to land here.

Jeff

Virginia McCain: Well, whoever she is, she sure likes to read a lot.
Sheriff John T. 'Buster' McCain: Virginia, I'm flattered that you think I have that kind of energy. I figure that if I can't find Paul Sheldon, at least I'll find out what he wrote about.
Virginia McCain: Well, what do you expect to find? A story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?
Sheriff John T. 'Buster' McCain: You see, it's just that kind of sarcasm that's given our marriage real spice.

[to John] Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.

Jennifer

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

I have a surprise for you, Mommy!

Esther

WHY ARE YOU DIGGING?

Maggie Witzky

Lady Murasaki Shikibu: Stop now. Forgive them.
Hannibal Lecter: Never!

Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

To 1966! The year one!

Roman Castevet

That room is fucking evil.

Gerald Olin

[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.

Chewie

I'm supposed to dig.

Tom

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