He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.


What's happening!


[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.

David Fox

Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

[after smashing Paul's ankles with a sledgehammer] ... God I love you.

Annie Wilkes

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!


It's a real life poltergeist. Kristi's like Carol Anne.


Stuart: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die.

There is always a price for power.

Master Vampire

Ryan Shoos: We gotta pull the fire alarm, somebody will find us.
Pfeifer Ross: [Upon discovering Charlie is standing behind brandishing his noose] Ahhh! No please no!

Nick: We're all gonna' die, there's gonna' be huge crash!
Mechanic's Girlfriend: What? Have you lost your mind?

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