Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.


Shelly: Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
Ash: I don't know!
Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Casey: Listen asshole!
Phone Voice: No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!

Look, I just don't want to clean up the mess.

Gerald Olin

Jim: Do you know I was thinking?
Selena: You were thinking that you'll never hear another piece of original music ever again. You'll never read a book that hasn't already been written or see a film that hasn't already been shot.
Jim: Um, that's what you were thinking.
Selena: No. I was thinking I was wrong.
Jim: About what?
Selena: All the death. All the shit. It doesn't really mean anything to Frank and Hannah because... Well, she's got a Dad and he's got his daughter. So, I was wrong when I said that staying alive is as good as it gets.
Jim: See, that's what I was thinking.
Selena: Was it?
Jim: Hmm. You stole my thought.
Selena: Sorry.
Jim: It's okay. You keep it.

I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off.

Mark Hoffman

[yelling to distract vampires] Come get me, motherfuckers!

Eben Olemaun

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

Rudeness is an epidemic.

Hannibal Lecter

Regan MacNeil: But ya like him.
Chris MacNeil: Of course I like him. I like pizzas too, but I'm not gonna marry one.

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Hannah: Are you trying to kill me?
Selena: No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care. Okay?

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