Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.

This place is super creepy at night.

Reese Houser

[referring to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.


[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home... until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.

Barnabas Collins

Stay scared.

Mike Enslin

I thought you would be bigger. I put your face on every bully I've ever hurt.

Hannibal Lecter

Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady?


[yelling to distract vampires] Come get me, motherfuckers!

Eben Olemaun

I don't think Mommy likes me very much. It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.


This is no dream! This is really happening!

Rosemary Woodhouse

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

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