There are thousands of them and they are pissed!Novak
[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!Derrick Jones
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!Deputy Fallon
Fish with boobies.Derrick Jones
Hit it Chocolate Thunder!Wet T-Shirt Host
The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.Mr. Goodman
Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Becca Darling: This is really happening...
Judy Dutton: It's gonna be alright, we're gonna be ok.
Becca Darling: You don't really believe that, do you?
[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] You would he'd be able to predict that the traffic is going to be bad.Micah
I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak!Micah
Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.
Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?