There are thousands of them and they are pissed!


[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Becca Darling: This is really happening...
Judy Dutton: It's gonna be alright, we're gonna be ok.
Becca Darling: You don't really believe that, do you?

[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] You would he'd be able to predict that the traffic is going to be bad.


I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak!


Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?

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