I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form.


Oh God, please don't let me get killed.


Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.

It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?


Lori: Janet we have to go!
Janet: No you guys are nuts! I was meant to see this movie!

Nick: We're all gonna' die, there's gonna' be huge crash!
Mechanic's Girlfriend: What? Have you lost your mind?

Dr. Samuel Loomis: [in a press conference] Let me make this clear: Michael Myers is dead! D-E-A-D!

Barbara Collier: So, how are you feeling?
Laurie Strode: Nightmares are chewing at my head again... they just seem to be getting worse.

I have a surprise for you, Mommy!


I don't think Mommy likes me very much. It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.


Have you forgotten how to drink that? First, you bring it to your lips. Then you blow it. Then you suck.


[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


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