[to Lawrence about Bree] I would have better luck having sex with a penguin than I would with that girl.

Chewie

Richie: Do you know how many lakes there are named Crystal-something? Go to the supermarket, every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something!
Wade: Aquafina.

[to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!

Trent

Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.

I love you... I have a condom.

Matt

Who am I going to tell my stories to?

Mildred

Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.

Clay

Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Pamela Voorhees

Agent Strahm: How did you walk out of that building?
Mark Hoffman: How did you?
Agent Strahm: On a gurney, with a fucking hole in my throat! And you, couple of scratches, and a story about how your arm straps broke. Jigsaw doesn't make mistakes.

I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off.

Mark Hoffman

Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.

No it's not Jigsaw, he's dead. Haven't you watched TV lately?

Brit

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