[whispering in the dark] Donna. Oh, I've missed you.Richard Fenton
Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... He went psycho!... He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.Officer Shawn
Officer Shawn: [on the phone, about Donna] Where is she?
Officer: She's at her senior prom.
Officer Shawn: [about Richard Fenton] He escaped from jail!
Stacy: Why are they doing this?
Jeff: It has something to do with the ruins.
We're being quarantined here. We're being kept here to die.Amy
Jeff: So what do you guys think: Ancient Mayan temple off the beaten path?
Lisa: What color is your dress?
Donna: Itâ€™s a champagne color. Then itâ€™s a little sexy.
Maggie Witzky: LISA?
Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?
Tom Witzky: What'd I do this time?
Lisa: Should I tell him?
Maggie Witzky: If you wanna die!
Lisa: Well, your beer-addled sperm still works.
WHY ARE YOU DIGGING?Maggie Witzky
Don't be afraid of it, Daddy.Jake Witzky