Sidney: What do you know about trilogies? Mark: All I know is that in the third one, all bets are off.
Roman: Someone is trying to ruin my movie. Someone wants to kill my movie.
Detective Wallace: We'll talk about your movie down at the station. All right, this is the scene where you come with us.
Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?Detective Wallace
Where, Nancy Drew wants to know where.Jennifer
Surprise. Surprise. Someone dies and Gale comes running.Dewey
Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it. Dewey: Was that a threat?
[from the trailer] There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number oneRandy
Drink with your brains, that's our motto.Cici
Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!Maureen Evans
Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?
I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!Randy