This is Paris, and I'm an American who lives here. My name is Jerry Mulligan, and I'm an ex G.I. In 1945 when the army told me to find my own job, I stayed on. And I'll tell you why

Jerry Mulligan

Jerry, don't let me leave you this way.

Lise Bouvier

What gets me is, I don't know anything about her. We manage to be together for a few moments and then off she goes. Sometimes we have a wonderful time together and other times it's no fun at all. But I got to be with her.

Jerry Mulligan

Well, uh, with a binding like you've got, people are going to want to know what's in the book.

Jerry Mulligan

Jerry, if it means anything to you, I love you.

Lise Bouvier

She's one of those third year girls who gripe my liver... You know, American college kids. They come over here to take their third year and lap up a little culture... They're officious and dull. They're always making profound observations they've overheard.

Jerry Mulligan

Civilization has a natural resistance to improving itself.

Jerry Mulligan

I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Fat Amy

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

Aubrey: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.
Fat Amy: Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.

I ate my twin in the womb.

Lilly

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