I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Fat Amy

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Aubrey: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.
Fat Amy: Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.

I ate my twin in the womb.

Lilly

Do you want to see a dead body?

Lilly

Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Jesse: Organized nerd singing? This is great!

John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John: Can I help?

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.

Fat Amy

Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.

Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!

Bumper

Stacie: I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.
Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.
Stacie: Only because I just told you.

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