Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.

Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!

Barden Greeter

Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in Treble!
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.

  • Permalink: I know.
  • Rating: Unrated

And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.


Hands in, a-ca-bitches!


Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Fat Amy

The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.


The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

I'm willing to sign breasts!


Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

A-ca-huddle, now!


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