Jewish Student: Shalom.
Fat Amy: That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There.

Jesse: Told you. Endings are the best part.
Beca: You're such a weirdo.

Aubrey: This time I'm not gonna choke it down!
Stacie: Been there before...

Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.

Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!

Barden Greeter

Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in Treble!
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.

  • Permalink: I know.
  • Rating: Unrated

And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.

Aubrey

Hands in, a-ca-bitches!

Aubrey

Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Fat Amy

The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin

The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

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