And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.

Aubrey

Hands in, a-ca-bitches!

Aubrey

Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Fat Amy

The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

I'm willing to sign breasts!

Bumper

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

A-ca-huddle, now!

Aubrey

Listen up, a-ca-ballers.

Tommy

[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.

Sally

Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

Brian Roberts

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