Favorite Musical Quotes
And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.Aubrey
Hands in, a-ca-bitches!Aubrey
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?Fat Amy
The white girl is back.Kimmy Jin
Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.
I'm willing to sign breasts!Bumper
Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!Fat Amy
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.Tommy
[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.Sally
Divine decadence darling!Sally Bowles
Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!Brian Roberts