Favorite Musical Quotes
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?Fat Amy
The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.Justin
The white girl is back.Kimmy Jin
Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.
Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!Fat Amy
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.Tommy
[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.Sally
Divine decadence darling!Sally Bowles
Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!Brian Roberts
Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!Master of Ceremonies
[singing] Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!Master of Ceremonies