Thénardier: Everybody raise a glass!
Madame Thénardier: Raise it up the master's arse!

Do I care if I should die now she goes across the sea? Life without Cosette means nothing at all... Please don't weep, Cosette, should Marius fall. Will you weep, Cosette, for me?

Marius

Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?

Professor Henry Higgins

You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.

Fat Amy

Quit it with those nails, Edward Scissorhands!

Vi Rose Hill

[singing] Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!

Professor Henry Higgins

But remember this, my brother, see in this some higher plan. You must use this precious silver to become an honest man. By the witness of the martyrs, by the Passion and the Blood, God has raised you out of darkness; I have bought your soul for God!

Bishop

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

Fat Amy

To love another person is to see the face of God.

Jean Valjean

John: This could very well be the greatest conflict between America and Germany in our nation's history!
Gail: ...Crack a book, John.

Marius: [about Cosette] Eponine, find her for me!
Éponine: What will you give me?
Marius: Anything!
Éponine: Got you all excited now, but God knows what you see in her! Aren't you all delighted now?
Éponine: No, I don't want your money, sir.

Marius: In my life, there is someone who touches my life. Waiting near...
Éponine: Waiting here...

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