Favorite Musical Quotes
Brigitta: I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
Kurt: Brigitta, you shouldn't say that!
Brigitta: Why not? Don't you think it's ugly?
Kurt: Of course, but Fraulein Helga's was ugliest.
[to Kathy, after she jumps out of the cake] Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore.Don Lockwood
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.Gail
Do you want to see a dead body?Lilly
You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!Glinda, the Good Witch of the North
You oughta be stuffed with nails, you ought!Eliza Doolittle
Come on, Dover! Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!Eliza Doolittle
Freddy Eynsford-Hill: Darling!
Eliza Doolittle: Freddy, whatever are you doing here?
Freddy Eynsford-Hill: Nothing. I spend most of my nights here. It's the only place where I'm happy.
[Freddy steps forward]
Freddy Eynsford-Hill: Don't laugh at me, Miss Doolittle.
Eliza Doolittle: Don't you call me 'Miss Doolittle', do ya hear? Eliza's good enough for me.
[Eliza starts to leave, then turns to Freddy, who is eagerly following]
Eliza Doolittle: Oh, Freddy, "you" don't think I'm a heartless guttersnipe, do you?
Freddy Eynsford-Hill: Darling, how could you imagine such a thing? You know how I feel. I've written two and three times a day telling you. Sheets and sheets!
Don Lockwood: Now Lina, you've been reading all those fan magazines again! Now look Lina, you shouldn't believe all that banana oil Dora Bailey and the columnists dish out. Now try to get this straight: there is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.
Lina: Oh, Donny, you don't mean that.
[about Lina] She's so refined. I think I'll kill myself.Girl in audience
Damn Mrs. Pearce; damn the coffee; and damn you!Professor Henry Higgins
Maria: If Chino hurts him, if he touches him, I swear to you I'll...
Anita: You'll do what Tony did to Bernardo?
Maria: I love Tony.
Anita: I know. I loved Benardo.