Do you want to see a dead body?

Lilly

Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

Gail

Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.

John

Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Jesse: Organized nerd singing? This is great!

John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John: Can I help?

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.

Fat Amy

Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.

Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!

Bumper

Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.

What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?

Fat Amy

[cough] Slut.

Fat Amy
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