Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.

Fat Amy

Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.

Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!

Bumper

Stacie: I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.
Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.
Stacie: Only because I just told you.

Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.

What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?

Fat Amy

[cough] Slut.

Fat Amy
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I'm just gonna pump and dump.

Fat Amy

This ginger needs her jiggle juice!

Chloe

You girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!

Bumper

Fine. I'll give you both my number.

Fat Amy

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