The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.


The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

Fat Amy

I'm willing to sign breasts!


Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

A-ca-huddle, now!


Listen up, a-ca-ballers.


[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.


Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

Brian Roberts

I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.


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