Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

A-ca-huddle, now!


Listen up, a-ca-ballers.


[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.


Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

Brian Roberts

I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.


The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!


Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

Master of Ceremonies

[singing] Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!

Master of Ceremonies

In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful!

Master of Ceremonies

Mayr tells Kost's fortune every morning, and it's always the same


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