Hands in, a-ca-bitches!

Aubrey

Chloe, your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all!

Aubrey

Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Fat Amy

The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

Fat Amy

I'm willing to sign breasts!

Bumper

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

A-ca-huddle, now!

Aubrey

Listen up, a-ca-ballers.

Tommy

[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.

Sally

Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

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