Popular Musical Quotes
Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.
I'm willing to sign breasts!Bumper
Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!Fat Amy
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.Tommy
[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.Sally
Divine decadence darling!Sally Bowles
Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!Brian Roberts
I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.Sally
The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!Sally
Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!Master of Ceremonies
[singing] Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!Master of Ceremonies