Bumper: Boo! I'm just kidding! Would you like to have sex later?
Fat Amy: No! [winks].
Bumper: Okay, you said no but you winked. So that's a no then?
Fat Amy: 100% no! [winks].

[adjusting the collar of Guido's suit] You're a world class liar, darling. Go out there and lie for Italy. Lie for Italia.

Liliane La Fleur

Saraghina: Be... Italian...
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Take a chance and try to steal a fiery kiss!
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: When you hold me, don't just hold me, but... hold... this!...
Saraghina: ...Be a singer!
Chorus: Be a singer!
Saraghina: Be a lover!
Chorus: Be a lover!
Saraghina: Pick the flower now before the chance is past!
Chorus: Before it's past!
Saraghina: Be Italian!
Chorus: Be Italian!
Saraghina: Be Italian!
Chorus: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Live today as if it may... become... your last!

I'll be waiting for you, with my legs open.

Carla

Luisa Contini: Thank you.
Guido Contini: What for?
Luisa Contini: Thank you for reminding me I'm not special. You don't even see what you do to me. Even the moments I think are ours, it's just... you working to get what you want.

Close you eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.

Glinda

G.G. Sparrow: Well, I am who I am.
Vi Rose Hill: Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!

People do care, and if you don't like that, maybe you should move to New York.

G.G. Sparrow

Quit it with those nails, Edward Scissorhands!

Vi Rose Hill

Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

G.G. Sparrow

Earla: 'Tap it and die!
Pastor Dale: I heard that!

You want to join the choir? You just want to be near my little girl.

Vi Rose Hill

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