I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.

Sally

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

Brian Roberts

Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.

Sally

Listen up, a-ca-ballers.

Tommy

A-ca-huddle, now!

Aubrey

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

I'm willing to sign breasts!

Bumper

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

Fat Amy

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

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The white girl is back.

Kimmy Jin

The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin

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