You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.

Jenna

Hey Conor, It's GiGi, I just thought that I hadn't heard from you, and I mean how stupid is it taht a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right? Cause we're all equal right? more than equal. more women are accepted into law school now then men. Call me, oh this is GiGi, call me.

Gigi

Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.

Mother

I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.

Donna

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?

Rosie

Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

Pasha: I used to admire your poetry.
Zhivago: Thank you.
Pasha: I shouldn't admire it now. I should find it absurdly personal. Don't you agree? Feelings, insights, affections... it's suddenly trivial now. You don't agree; you're wrong. The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it. I can see why you might hate me.
Zhivago: I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it.

You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.

Ben

Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.

Hazel Grace Lancaster

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