Favorite Romance Quotes
Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?
Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.
Radio disc jockey: [on radio] Hi, everybody, this is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa! Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody, but everybody's in love. But cousins, here's a great song from The Four Seasons.
Baby: [voiceover] That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.
Kate Kavanagh: You're seeing him again tonight. That means that something happened.
Kate Kavanagh: Ana! Ana, you have to tell me!
Anastasia Steele: I have to get ready for work. We just kissed. Once.
Kate Kavanagh: Only once? That's odd.
Anastasia Steele: Odd doesn't even cover it.
Caliban: Hast thou not dropped from Heaven?
Stephano: Out of the moon, I do assure thee.
I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!Jenna
Thirty, flirty and thriving.Jenna
Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?Jake
Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?
Dixie: Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
Roxanne Kowalski: Richard.
Dixie: When's he coming?
Roxanne Kowalski: He's not. He's not coming.
Dixie: What happened?
Roxanne Kowalski: We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.
Sandy: Oh, I did that once. It was great.
Jessica: I am telling them you're twelve so you can fly unaccompanied and the stewardess won't carry you around and stuff like that.
Jonah Baldwin: Are you crazy! Who'd believe I'm twelve?
Jessica: If it's in the computer, they believe anything.
Jonah Baldwin: Are you sure?
Jessica: Do you want me to say that you are really really short for your age and they shouldn't say anything because it would hurt your feelings.
Jonah Baldwin: Yea, that's a great idea!
[unable to sip from a narrow-mouthed wineglass, C.D. sticks his nose into the glass and snorts it]
C.D. Bales: Party trick. Ah, well, a nose by any other name...
Roxanne Kowalski: Would smell as sweet.