How did you come to be lost?

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago

Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?

Chris McConnell

Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.

Annie Reed

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!
Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.


[first lines]
Radio disc jockey: [on radio] Hi, everybody, this is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa! Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody, but everybody's in love. But cousins, here's a great song from The Four Seasons.
Baby: [voiceover] That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?


Caliban: Hast thou not dropped from Heaven?
Stephano: Out of the moon, I do assure thee.

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!


Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Mayor Kate Hennings: [smacks mosquito] One down, a six million to go.
Earl Smooter: Careful, you just killed the state bird of Alabama!

Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

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