I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems.

Alex Fletcher

Life's all about moments of impact and how they change our lives forever. But what if one day, you could no longer remember any of them?

Leo

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Johnny

You seem angry - click your pen!

Alex Fletcher

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?
Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!
Holly Kennedy: [gasps]
Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.

Do you prefer Margaret or "Satan's Mistress"?

Grandma Annie [upon being introduced to Margaret]

Denise Hennessey: Are you single?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
[Denise walks away]
Denise Hennessey: [a few frames later] Are you single?
Ted: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Ted: No.
Denise Hennessey: Are you working?
Ted: No.

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

[calms Holly] Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face.

Gerry Kennedy

Mike: You're all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby Richter: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.

Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you.

Andrew Paxton

Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?
Andrew Paxton: We were in the middle of talking about you... for the last 3 years.

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