I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me.

Beth

Gray: What's your favorite color?
Fritz: Gray.

I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems.

Alex Fletcher

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?
Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!
Holly Kennedy: [gasps]
Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.

Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.

Beau Burroughs

Just a little bit louder, because this song is intended for humans, okay? Way Back Into Love, take two.

Alex Fletcher

Denise Hennessey: Are you single?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
[Denise walks away]
Denise Hennessey: [a few frames later] Are you single?
Ted: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Ted: No.
Denise Hennessey: Are you working?
Ted: No.

Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you.

Andrew Paxton

Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]

Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?

Service me bitch

Melissa

Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

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