Favorite Romance Quotes
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
Anybody see 'Battle of the 80's has-beens' last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.Alex Fletcher
People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. it NEVER happens. You could make relationship history!Alex Fletcher
Are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed that orgasm set to the "Gandhi" Soundtrack?Sophie Fisher
Sophie Fisher: [Moves chair]
Alex Fletcher: What are you doing, you madwoman, you're wrecking my apartment!
Sophie Fisher: Well, I can't write sitting all the way across the room.
Alex Fletcher: No, go back to your corner!
Alex Fletcher: ...Fine, alright.
Alex Fletcher: I'm blocked. How am I supposed to get out?
Sophie Fisher: Go out the other side.
Alex Fletcher: But... but... I've never been out the other side.
How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?Gigi
Alex Fletcher: Theoretically, I could pick you up because I will be taking a cab.
Sophie Fisher: I could be standing outside at 9:40 in bright orange clothes, so you wouldn't miss me...
Alex Fletcher: Oh good, you'll get some road work done while you wait then.
My face is in the butter.Alex Fletcher
[while performing] Girls, tell me something... Are these pants a bit too tight?Alex Fletcher
so, are you a bitch or a butch?Sam
Fritz: I owe you an apology.
Gray: Just one?
Fritz: For ruining the funeral.
Gray: Yeah, if it hadn't been for you, that would've been one great day.
Grandma Annie: [taking a knitted blanket out of the cabinet] If you get chilly tonight use this. It has special powers.
Margaret Tate: [takes blanket] Oh. What kind of special powers?
Grandma Annie: [smiling] I call it the baby maker.
Margaret Tate: Okay.
Margaret Tate: Better be super careful with this.