Favorite Romance Quotes
I am Fifty Shades of (expletive) up!Christian Grey
I don't know if I can be with him the way he needs me to.Anastasia Steele
Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past - someone dead - can enter and take possession of a living being?Gavin Elster
Katharine: [in the bathroom, after the door hits him Jeff in the face] Jeff...
Katharine: Go play with your dick.
Jonah Baldwin: If you get a new wife, I guess you'll get to have sex with her, huh?
Sam Baldwin: I certainly hope so.
Jonah Baldwin: Will she scratch up your back?
Sam Baldwin: [shocked] What?
Jonah Baldwin: In the movies, women are always scratching up the men's back and screaming and stuff when they're having sex.
Sam Baldwin: How do you know all this?
Jonah Baldwin: Jed's got cable.
Sam Baldwin: Oh.
Sam Baldwin: I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.
[sees Jonah standing in the doorway]
Sam Baldwin: How long have you been standing there?
Jonah Baldwin: Forever.
Sam Baldwin: What did you just hear me say?
Jonah Baldwin: Six girls in college, maybe seven.
Sam Baldwin: Seven... EIGHT! Mary Kelly.
Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.Katherine
[after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.Katherine
Katherine: [meeting Jeff] You don't look like a lawyer...
Jeff: You don't look like a Grandma.
Katherine: You ARE a lawyer! Full of shit.
Dennis Reed: It rains nine months a year in Seattle.
Annie Reed: I know!