Favorite Romance Quotes
This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!Sarah
Marisa: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
Christopher: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!
So, how's my butt?Sam Baldwin
Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America.
Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.Walter
When a man is a widower why do we say he was widowed? Why don't we say he was widowered?Annie Reed
Jeff: [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized] If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her.
Sarah: It stops with me!
[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.Donna
We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.Gigi
We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.Rick
I will always love but the fact is you don't know me and I'm just a stranger.Leo