I won't tell your mother about this, right now I'm going to bed. And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you.

Jake Houseman

Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

Baby

Margaret Tate: I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence, the boat!

So now, alone or not, you've got a walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too.

Patricia

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.

Mary

Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

You can tell she's a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop.

Ramone

You can't lose something you never had.

Andie

If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't want to call you.

Alex

This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.

Will Hayes

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Earl Smooter

I will plague them all, even to roaring!

Prospera

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