Popular Romance Quotes
Just a little bit louder, because this song is intended for humans, okay? Way Back Into Love, take two.Alex Fletcher
Sam Baldwin: I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.
[sees Jonah standing in the doorway]
Sam Baldwin: How long have you been standing there?
Jonah Baldwin: Forever.
Sam Baldwin: What did you just hear me say?
Jonah Baldwin: Six girls in college, maybe seven.
Sam Baldwin: Seven... EIGHT! Mary Kelly.
Sam, It's nice to meet you.Annie Reed
I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems.Alex Fletcher
Lisa Houseman: Oh, my God. Look at that! Ma, I should have brought my coral shoes. You said I was taking too much!
Marjorie Houseman: Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs.
Lisa Houseman: But the coral shoes match that dress!
Jake Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham.
Baby: Monks burning themselves in protest.
Lisa Houseman: Butt out, Baby.
Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.Johnny
Ashley Albright: Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Ashley Albright: Yes!
You're firing me, you don't even pay me!Jake Hardin
Dennis Reed: It rains nine months a year in Seattle.
Annie Reed: I know!
Jake Hardin: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] Oh see. She should've turned the light off because now she's going to be...
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.
The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.Alex Fletcher
Jim: Heard you're tough.
C.D. Bales: I am. But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good.