Your mum's gonna have to wait one more week, Doug.

Danny Jones

Jake Hardin: So - how's the new job working out?
Ashley Albright: Well, I can't complain.
Jake Hardin: That's good.
Ashley Albright: No, I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.

Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.

Ashley Albright

You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.


You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you.


[after Sara and Nikki's fight]
Nikki: It ain't over, bitch.
Sara: I don't even know why it started, bitch.

[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales: Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell: I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."

You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it.


Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?

Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

[looking at a photograph] She looks like my third grade teacher, and I hated my third grade teacher... wait a minute, she IS my third grade teacher!

Sam Baldwin

Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.

Roxanne Kowalski

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