Too many little boys thinkin' they thugs.

Chenille

[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales: Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell: I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."

Sara: Screw you, I'm brilliant and cool.
Derek: You're not quite there yet.

Sara: A lot of people read them.
Derek: People like who? Like you?
[pause]
Derek: Didn't think so.

You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to.

Chenille

Chenille: You need to take off that 5th grade dance lookin' top.
Sara: Its from The Gap!
Chenille: Its country and you look country in it!

[looking at a photograph] She looks like my third grade teacher, and I hated my third grade teacher... wait a minute, she IS my third grade teacher!

Sam Baldwin

Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.

Roxanne Kowalski

Ain't nobody watchin' you but me.

Derek

Sara: Asshole.
Chenille: Who? Because in this crowd you're going to have to be a bit more specific.

[last lines]
Roxanne Kowalski: By the way, I named the comet.
C.D. Bales: Oh yeah, oh yeah, good ol' Comet Kowalski.
Roxanne Kowalski: No, Comet Charlie.
C.D. Bales: Oh, hey... that's nice.
Roxanne Kowalski: Yeah, it's my dad's name.
C.D. Bales: Oh... oh. Well, he'll be so happy.

Annie: I don't deserve you.
Walter: Well, I wouldn't put it that way, but... okay.

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