Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Thirty, flirty and thriving.

Jenna

You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.

Jenna

A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.

Gigi

Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?

[first lines]
Radio disc jockey: [on radio] Hi, everybody, this is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa! Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody, but everybody's in love. But cousins, here's a great song from The Four Seasons.
Baby: [voiceover] That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

Caliban: Hast thou not dropped from Heaven?
Stephano: Out of the moon, I do assure thee.

Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

Andrew Paxton: [on the phone with his mom on why he can't come home for the weekend] I know. I know. Tell Gammie I'm sorry. What do you want me to tell you, she's making me work late again. I've worked to hard for this and I'm sure that dad is pissed.
[seeing Margaret come towards him]
Andrew Paxton: But we take all our submissions very seriously and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
Margaret Tate: Was that your family?
Andrew Paxton: Yes.
Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit?
Andrew Paxton: Every single day.

Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.

Madeleine

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

Jenna

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