Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.

Sam Carmichael

[to Tanya] Typical, you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.

Rosie

It's my last night of freedom... which is what some might see it, but for me it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.

Sky

[hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.

Donna

Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.

Sophie

[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?

Rosie

Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don't recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.

Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Marisa: I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty.
Ty: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money.
Marisa: I can't believe you just said that!

He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.

Marisa

Marisa: Look, you have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way.
Christopher: Yeah, until I met you.
Marisa: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.
Christopher: [Laughing] Yeah? Then why are you making me work so hard?

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