Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.

Jenna

Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!

But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.

Sophie

Dr. Paul Flanner: We all make choices, Adrienne. You chose that life, you chose that man. Do you even remember who you really are anymore?
Adrienne Willis: Just stop it.

Sophie: I wanted to get married knowing who I am.
Sky: You don't find that from finding your father, Sophie, you find it by finding yourself.

The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.

Donna

I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.

Donna

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Donna

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

John Grogan

That's a lot of prepositions.

Javier

You're my exception.

Alex

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