If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

Sarah

You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.

Jeff

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

Holly Kennedy: What if this is it, Gerry? What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan. Why do I have to be the responsible grown up who worries? Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?
Gerry Kennedy: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark?

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?
Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!
Holly Kennedy: [gasps]
Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.

Denise Hennessey: Are you single?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Guy with Clipboard: Yes.
[Denise walks away]
Denise Hennessey: [a few frames later] Are you single?
Ted: Yes.
Denise Hennessey: Are you gay?
Ted: No.
Denise Hennessey: Are you working?
Ted: No.

[after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.

Katherine

[knowing that Holly is angry with him] Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?

Gerry Kennedy

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!
Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.

Sharon McCarthy

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

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