If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.


You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.


All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

Holly Kennedy: What if this is it, Gerry? What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan. Why do I have to be the responsible grown up who worries? Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?
Gerry Kennedy: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark?

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?
Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!
Holly Kennedy: [gasps]
Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.

Katharine: [in the bathroom, after the door hits him Jeff in the face] Jeff...
Jeff: Yeah?
Katharine: Go play with your dick.

Daniel Connelly: What do women want?
Holly Kennedy: [whispering] We have no idea what we want.
Daniel Connelly: I knew it!

[knowing that Holly is angry with him] Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?

Gerry Kennedy

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!
Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.

Sharon McCarthy

You seem angry - click your pen!

Alex Fletcher

[last lines]
Jake Houseman: I know you weren't the one who got Penny in trouble.
Johnny: Yeah.
Jake Houseman: When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.
Jake Houseman: [to Baby] You looked wonderful out there.

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