A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.


I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.


How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?


Am I... will I be Al Pacino in this scenario?


I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me.


We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.


You're my exception.


That's a lot of prepositions.


A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

John Grogan

[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.


Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.


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