A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.

Gigi

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.

Mary

How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?

Gigi

Am I... will I be Al Pacino in this scenario?

Beth

I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me.

Beth

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

You're my exception.

Alex

That's a lot of prepositions.

Javier

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

John Grogan

[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Donna

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.

Donna

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