The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.


Sophie: I wanted to get married knowing who I am.
Sky: You don't find that from finding your father, Sophie, you find it by finding yourself.

Dr. Paul Flanner: We all make choices, Adrienne. You chose that life, you chose that man. Do you even remember who you really are anymore?
Adrienne Willis: Just stop it.

But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.


You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.


Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!

Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.


Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.


Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.

I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!


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